This might take a while (and longer than I thought since my iPod keeps kicking me off the Internet so this might take like ten tries)
Natalie’s Homestuck Shipping Wall, edition 1
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Karkat<3Terezi (OTP)
Dirk<3Roxy (also OTP)
(^I WILL SHIP THESE TWO FLUSH SHIPS UNTIL I DIE^)
Eridan<3Feferi (I have reasons and most of them are this ship is me)
Sollux<3Aradia
Dave<3Rose
John<3Jade
Dave<3Jade (CONDITIONALLY)
John<3Vriska (ALSO SOMEWHAT CONDITIONAL)
Jane<3Jake
Dirk<3Terezi (THERE ARE REASONS BEHIND THIS I CAN’T EXPLAIN RIGHT NOW)
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Equius<>Nepeta (One True Moirallegiance [OTM])
Eridan<>Feferi (I have complicated feelings about this ship which is another reason why it is actually me)
Dirk<>Kanaya
Rose<>Kanaya (I will ship them flushed under certain circumstances involving parody music)
Dave<>Terezi (I enjoy their bonding however I cannot will not and will never ship them flushed)
Karkat<>Kanaya (it’s inexplicable why but I like this a lot)
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Kanaya c3< Everyone and everything everywhere
Karkat c3< Jade c3< Karkat (I find it amusing)
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Vriska<3<Basically everyone you can ship her caliginous with while still making sense mostly Eridan and Terezi though.
I don’t actually ship a lot of blackroms
Highly conditional cases
Nepeta<3Karkat one-sided on Nepeta’s side in any headcannon involving Nepeta changing herself or being jealous
Jane<3Roxy when I’m in the mood for cute femslash, usually right after watching Madoka OR when I’m eating cotton candy
John<>Vriska in a situation where John can’t understand moirallegiance at all and mistakes it for normal love
Vriska<>Feferi when I realize how well they would get along if they tried
Ships I do not ship
Dirk<3Jake
John<3Dave
John<3Karkat
Jade<3Karkat
Most weird ships people pull out of nowhere (sans Dirk/Terezi but I already said I have reasons and they involve a Soul Eaterstuck AU and the phrase “A Sound Soul Dwells Within A Sound Mind And A Sound Body”)
Dave<3Terezi
***NOTE*** Just because I don’t like them doesn’t mean I don’t like seeing them. I don’t mind, it’s just a dash and I don’t have to reblogging everything.
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That’s about it. If I didn’t mention something I’m just okay with it.
Phew. That took a while.
