Let’s use “p"s as a unit of measure. Each p increases the level of insanity that the Hetalia fandom has come up with.

At 1p, everything is normal. Peace echoes through the world.

At 2p, you ask me for the nations. I make them the exact opposite and slightly murderous.

At 3p, you ask me for the nations. I give you the nations, but I colored over them to make them all look goth.

At 4p, you ask me for the nations. I painted over them with the gray paintbrush from Neopets.

At 5p, you ask me for the nations. I flip out and start making ridiculous jokes and scream about season five. You are afraid. The Homestuck fandom rushes in to console their moirail. Unfortunately this gives them an idea. You disapprove.

At 413p, a young nation stands in the world meeting. It just so happens that today, the 17th of March, is this young nations "birthday”. Although it was thousands of years ago he was given life it is only today that he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young nation be?